Team Fortress 2 (2007)

disclaimer !!! I Do Not Actually Play Team Fortress Two... i just really REALLY love the story and the characters !!! theyre all so funny and cool, and i love the comics with my WHOLE HEART !! might get into the actual game, but for now i will probz just be ranting abt how much i ADORE the assets lol ! any kit info will be taken from the team fortress 2 wiki page , because i Dont know how the game actually works LOLZ

Select Your Class

Offense

Scout/Jeremy

Scout's kit
• He is the fastest and most mobile mercenary on the battlefield unassisted
• He is an ideal class for aggressive fighting and flanking
• Scout excels at "hit-and-run" tactics that sap away enemy health as his high mobility allows him to get in, do damage, and escape before being noticed

scout and his likeness were probably my first introductions to tf2. as an Avid jerma985 viewer, i was always aware that he used to play tf2 a LOT, and many people compared him to scout (who was eventually named after jerma himself). i think scout might be one of my favorite mercs in the game. his accent is REALLY funny to me and honestly pretty pleasing to hear. i think his young/Stupid personality is very humorous and entertaining. from the comics, his endeavours were ALWAYS my favorite, especially the time he Died and god told him to go back down to earth LOL ! and the time he and spy had that poster made of them with the baby shower stickers. super funny. anyways, scout is definitely a VERY FUNNY GUY and im glad to be into tf2 to see more Scout Content !

Soldier/Unknown

Soldier's kit
• Well-balanced and possessing both survivability and mobility, the Soldier is considered one of the most flexible classes in Team Fortress 2
• His large health pool is second only to that of the Heavy, and his wide array of armaments and weaponry allows him to bring whatever weapon or equipment is best suited to the situation at hand
• The Soldier can detonate a rocket at his feet and launch himself skyward at the cost of some health

soldier is kind of a funny guy. i think his excessive military persona is definitely interesting, and i like how he is portrayed in the comics. he is shown as very confident (almost TOO confident) and oblivious to Some Things. i think his voice is really pleasing as well. all of his voicelines are so Like... determined ?? theyre Really cool to hear. Um. I dont really have anything else to say abt him..

Pyro/Unknown

Pyro's kit
• The Pyro specializes in fighting enemies at close range using a homemade Flame Thrower
• the Pyro is weaker at longer ranges and relies heavily on ambushing and taking alternate routes to catch opponents off-guard
• While the Pyro does not have many mobility options by default, the Thermal Thruster can be used to launch the Pyro into the air and onto places normally inaccessible to the Pyro

pyro is super sweet !! i love how hes portrayed in everything honestly. i feel super bad for him, but thats a Whole different thing. i love how even though he's kind of the most psychotic of all the mercs, he is also the most cutesy adorable sweetums of them all !! i think it was a very fun idea for valve to give the crazy man the cute set of things, and i really appreciate it. so many of his taunts in game are just the CUTEST !!! plus, his portrayal in the comics of being someone pauling and the other mercs have to really take care of is cute, but also really sad. but also cute how protective of him they are. in the comics, hes portrayed as pyromaniacal (as much so as in the game and other game references). i think pyro is really funny, and he might Also be one of my fave mercs !! my best drawing ever has been of pyro

Defense

Demoman/Tavish Finnegan DeGroot

Demo's kit
• The Demoman excels at swift destruction
• His weapons' large splash radius can also work against him, if an enemy manages to catch him at close range he will often take damage from his own explosives as he struggles to defend himself
• He is one of the most versatile members of the team, capable of dealing large amounts of explosive damage, whether directly or through splash damage

I like Demoman. i dont have too much to say about him, but i think he's a cool guy. he seems like he would be really funny at family reunions. Ummmmmmmm..... I dont have anything else to say abt him really..... I do like his accent a ton tho ! his voicelines are all super cool. i like how his Irishness is really there in his voicelines, including slang and stuff. really cool how much valve put into their characters !